The two pedals on the floor next to the toilet are not for flushing--ask me how I know...
Do not let your husband figure out how to get off the bed (with a little help from you) instead of buzzing an attendant--ask me how I know...
If, in the middle of the night you NEED a chocolate bar, and you need to find the vending machines--be sure you bring your GPS thingy with you. Ask me how I know...
When you do find the vending machine and insert two quarters before you realize you only have one $20 bill in your wallet--don't put in your debit card before first removing the quarters--ask me (and the guy behind me also NEEDING a chocolate bar in the middle of the night) how we know...
Sounds like quite the adventure!
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